Launching FEB 2027
Results-Driven Therapeutic Massage, Delivered Directly to You.
Virginia Licensed Massage Therapist · Fully Insured · All-Inclusive Pricing · No Gratuities Expected
Targeted bodywork combined with objective posture assessment. Premium mobile service tailored for homes and executive offices across McLean, Great Falls, Arlington, Falls Church, and Alexandria.
Precision Bodywork. No Guesswork.
Whether you dominate a desk, grind on your feet, train like an athlete, or manage a demanding lifestyle—your physical recovery should be straightforward and highly effective.
Massage Tradecraft brings elite-level therapeutic care straight to your living room or workplace. Every single session begins with a digital postural baseline scan. By analyzing structural alignments first, we target the foundational source of your chronic tension—not just the surface symptoms.
You experience immediate, quantifiable physical relief, paired with a private digital ledger tracking your structural progress over time.
Zero Guesswork. Zero Hidden Fees. Zero Upsell Pressure.
Safehouse — Individual Mobile Bodywork
Customized, premium in-home or in-office sessions combining therapeutic bodywork (myofascial, trigger-point, deep-tissue and Swedish) with immediate before-and-after digital alignment metrics
What’s Included in Every Session
1-on-1 Lifestyle & Target Intake: A focused discussion mapping your physical patterns, daily habits, and specific recovery goals.
Pre- and Post-Session Digital 4-View Posture Assessment: Objective structural visualization to pinpoint exactly where your alignment experiences the most daily friction.
Targeted Therapeutic, Myofascial, and Deep Tissue Work: Focused, custom-pressure bodywork designed to release stubborn structural tension.
Private Portal Access to Your Results: Unlimited digital access to your posture progressions and structural metrics so you can track your physical improvement over time.
All-Inclusive Execution: Seamless travel, professional equipment setup, and local taxes are fully built into the rate.
Individual Bodywork Pricing
Safehouse I | 1hr 15min bodywork | 1 hr 45 min total | $225
Safehouse II | 1hr 30 min bodywork | 2 hours total | $270
Safehouse III | 2 hours bodywork | 2 hr 30 min total | $360
Safehouse IV | 2hr 30min bodywork | 3 hours total | $450
Safehouse V (Series) | 5 × 90 min | 2 hours each |$1,200
Flashpoint — Mobile Bodywork for Teams & Events
Efficient and structural chair or table sessions for corporate headquarters, executive teams, and high-performance private gatherings. Each guest receives a targeted biomechanical check plus focused, intentional bodywork.
What’s Included in Every Session
1-on-1 Lifestyle Intake: Brief personal consultation targeting workday postural strain and high-tension zones.
Pre-Session Digital Alignment Screen: Quick 2-view digital alignment analysis to isolate restriction patterns before hands-on work begins.
Focused Therapeutic Muscle Work: High-precision myofascial release, trigger-point relief, and deep structural bodywork.
Streamlined On-Site Operations: Professional travel, premium setup, and all local taxes fully included.
Team & Events
Chair Massage + Express Posture Screen
Half Day (4 hours) |10–14 guests | $650
Full Day (8 hours) | 21–28 guests | $1,200
Table Massage + Express Posture Screen
Half Day (4 hours) | 4–10 guests | $850
Full Day (8 hours) | 9–21 guests | $1,600
Founder Story
James TT Simo
Founder & Principal Practitioner
Virginia Licensed Massage Therapist · Fully Insured
Massage Tradecraft was founded by James TT Simo, a licensed massage therapist who transitioned from a 14-year career as a military intelligence analyst. The practice applies an analytical, data-driven framework to therapeutic massage, pairing skilled hands-on work with objective baseline metrics to deliver measurable physical results.
Massage Tradecraft
Professional Credentials: Virginia Licensed Massage Therapist · Fully Insured (ABMP)
Premium Service Area: McLean · Great Falls · Arlington · Falls Church · Alexandria
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